Fencepost Sitta

by Sister Spiced Rum

(With myriad apologies to Harvey Danger and their song 'flagpole sitta'.)

saw a movie, set in D C

was about Scully and Mulder

he was about to kiss her

then along came that Van Damme-ed bee

on the other hand I can't

forget their wonderful friendship

and when i feel that I might slip

i climb up on the fence post for some company

(shipper at heart, noromo smart)

i'm not sick

but i'm not well

'cause waitin for

november is hell

been 'round the net readin' arguments

whether the ship is floating or sinking

me I'd rather be drinking

Scullyritas & watching tv

My friends all say that I'm OBSSEssed

and worry that theyíll have to commit me

but I've still got my sanity

I'm only as focused as I can be, nonmovieword you

i'm not sick but i'm not well

'cause waitin for

november is hell

i'm not sick but i'm not well

I'm so glad

Scully's not with Pendrell

i wanna see sex scenes

read NC-17ís

i wanna see Scully

get lucky, with whom

I just don't know.

Am I a noromo?

can't make up my mind

can't make up my mind

paranoia paranoia

everybody's out to convert me

or try to subvert me.

I'm goin' crazy taking it all in.

hear the voices from both sides

i swear to Scully, I'll never be falling

off the Fence, but those fanfics are calling.

the noromos and the shippers, they're both killing me (hooboy!)

i'm not sick but i'm not well

'cause waiting for

november is hell

i'm not sick but i'm not well

I've gotta go

the abbey's ringing its bell

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